Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm too high and old for this...
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