doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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