I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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