he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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