normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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