sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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