I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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