return my video game
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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