party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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