dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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