That's intense
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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