i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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