Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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