Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I intend to get homeless drunk
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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