She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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