It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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