Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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