We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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