I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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