Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I am one with the molecules
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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