we have officially lost it.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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