Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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