Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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