I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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