we have officially lost it.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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