sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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