She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I don't think brook has ever known best
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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