let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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