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• (515): View more from Iowa

  took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.

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  Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.

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  I should injure you considerably.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.

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• (714): View more from California

  they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.

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• (805): View more from California

  I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession

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• (530): View more from California

  He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend

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