Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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