i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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