Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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