ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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