He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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