Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
please come you make the beer taste better
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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