come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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