i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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