how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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