I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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