Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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