i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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