I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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