So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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