found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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