this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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