Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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