The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
