Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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