guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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