I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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