He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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