You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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