Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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