After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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