I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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