he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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