what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
