this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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