okay pat passed out under dana's car
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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